Edit: Hi all... This was a dumb April Fools joke. Really dumb. Oh well, I'll leave it up. Enjoy.
The predelictions of /r/malefashionadvice might look strange to some onlookers. Wide pants abound, people sometimes get confused when exposed to the subreddit's preferences.
One thing MFA loves that others tend to find confusing is YJP. As a matter of fact, this guide to YJP won an award as the best guide of 2019, competing against a few similar guides. But, popular though it is, I've never seen any YJP inspo albums -- so I made one! Enjoy.
Zoë Isabella Kravitz, her mother Lisa Bonet, and Zoë's step-siblings, including the Stallion Who Will Mount the World, are all members of the tribe. Lenny Kravitz is half-Jewish on his Father's side.
Alain Malkovitch, also known as A-Trak, is a Jewish DJ known for such hits as Barbara Streisand. He was also Kanye West's first tour DJ.
Dave1, the other brother Malkovitch, is half of Chromeo. This modern funky duo jokingly refers to itself as "the only successful Arab/Jewish partnership since the dawn of human culture." Yes, Jews can be tall and rock an SLP vibe.
/u/zacheadams, moderator of both malefashion and malefashionadvice, proves that we really do control the media.
My boy Moradi, a big dog in the compliance world and at Rabbi Cohen's Shul.
Melissa Cohen, Hunter Biden's Wife, is Jewish. Note, however, that although Doug Emhoff is Jewish, the second stepchildren are not.
Yours truly, bar mitzvahed nearly 18 years ago.
Jacquelyn Shulman, an NJG in compliance at Gap, rockin' some fly-as-hell bell bottoms. The 70's are back, baby.
Daniel Radcliffe and I are best friends. You might not know it. He might not know it. But it's true! He's not religious, but he's one of us. I wished him a happy Chanukah and Festivus a couple of years back, and he thanked me for the latter.
Dr. Kenny Shuster is an NJB. You can see it, can't you? Plus... He's a doctor.
David A. J. Samberg, of the Lonely Island, is, quite obviously, Jewish.
His friend, Adam Noah Levine, also considers himself Jewish (although his mother's mother was not). They're so humble.
/u/ElBeh doesn't really post fit pics, and it's a shame. Reddit could use a few more well-dressed NJBs.
Scarlett Johansson is one of us. Bet you're feelin' a little jelly now, huh?
If ScarJo wasn't enough for you, here's Cardozo heartthrob Jonah Zweig. I could just get lost in those dreamy eyes... Anyway, in case you need a devastatingly handsome attorney in New York or New Jersey, he owns his own law firm.
David Mazouz, the Baby-faced Batman, is also pretty good-looking, for an NJB. He's MO, and as far as I know SS, SK, and single!
I hope you guys now understand why menswear nerds love YJP so much.
... See you all next April.